When I was a child, I used to dream about being the president. I imagined living in the White House, leading the country to a better future through whatever troubles it might be facing, building relationships around the world and turning old enemies into new friends. So attractive was the idea to me that when it came time for my family to move to a new home, I always seemed to prefer the houses we saw with white, fluted columns. It would be some time before I’d have the chance to live in the real White House, but I figured I could prepare for the experience in the meantime.
The charm of that idea wore off, and I gave up on any thought of being called President Weber, at least as far as it referred to any government leadership. But in recent years, it has become apparent that my childhood fantasy was always a fantasy, never a possibility. I am, after all, an atheist, and I am part of the most mistrusted, unelectable, and unfortunately disjointed community in the United States.
George H.W. Bush, our current president’s father, had this to say in response to a question about the patriotism of American atheists: “I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God.” I am fairly confident that this is an accurate report of what Bush had to say, but his interlocutor, Robert Sherman of the magazine American Atheist, never got it on tape.
Lest one believe that this example of egregious bigotry is but an isolated example of one politician’s impromptu pandering to the denizens of God’s country, I present here a list of quotes from state constitutions—currently on the books—that formally restrict the rights of any person not professing a belief in a supreme being. For your convenience, I provide links to the documents’ texts housed on the respective states’ official Web sites. It should be pointed out that the U.S. Constitution does not contain the proscriptions you'll find here. But I believe that the endurance of the following lines is indicative of the lingering prejudice against those whose only “crime” is not sharing a popular mythology.
Arkansas
Maryland
“That as it is the duty of every man to worship God in such manner as he thinks most acceptable to Him, all persons are equally entitled to protection in their religious liberty … nor shall any person, otherwise competent, be deemed incompetent as a witness, or juror, on account of his religious belief; provided, he believes in the existence of God, and that under His dispensation such person will be held morally accountable for his acts, and be rewarded or punished therefore either in this world or in the world to come.” —
Maryland Constitution: Declaration of Rights, Art. 36.“That no religious test ought ever to be required as a qualification for any office of profit or trust in this State, other than a declaration of belief in the existence of God; nor shall the Legislature prescribe any other oath of office than the oath prescribed by this Constitution.” —
Maryland Constitution: Declaration of Rights, Art. 37.1Massachusetts
“As the happiness of a people, and the good order and preservation of civil government, essentially depend upon piety, religion and morality; and as these cannot be generally diffused through a community, but by the institution of the public worship of God, and of public instructions in piety, religion and morality. … Therefore, to promote their happiness and to secure the good order and preservation of their government, the people of this commonwealth have a right to invest their legislature with power to authorize and require, and the legislature shall, from time to time, authorize and require, the several towns, parishes, precincts, and other bodies politic, or religious societies, to make suitable provision, at their own expense, for the institution of the public worship of God, and for the support and maintenance of public Protestant teachers of piety, religion and morality, in all cases where such provision shall not be made voluntarily.” —
Constitution of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, Part the First, Art. III.2Mississippi
North Carolina
Pennsylvania
South Carolina
Tennessee
Texas
“No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.” —
The Texas Constitution, Art. 1, Sec. 4.If only these legislatures, in their hurry to make piety a metric of citizenship, had considered the words of Thomas Jefferson: “Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because if there be one he must approve of the homage of reason more than that of blindfolded fear.”5 He tells us further, “Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing than he who believes what is wrong.”6
1. This clause, although it remains in place, is most likely unenforceable under the terms of Torcaso v. Watkins, 367 U.S. 488, 81 S.Ct. 1680, 6 L.Ed.2d 982 (1961), which ruled it unconstitutional.
2. To its credit, Massachusetts altered this to the less-stringent but still ridiculous Article XI of the amendments.
3. A House resolution was proposed in 2006, not to strike this clause, but to add a provision that makes it easier for state officials to profess belief in God.
4. This clause has been challenged, and the petitioner's case was partially affirmed. Still, the clause remains.
5. Thomas Jefferson, in a letter to Peter Carr, August 10, 1787.
6. Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia.